dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
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