dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
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She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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