Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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