Buhtt sex?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Randomize
