When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
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We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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