if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
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What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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