i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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