Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
We don't have paper towels so I microwaved a spinach/egg sandwich thingy wrapped in toilet paper. Toilet paper. so that's how my day started.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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