what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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