your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
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It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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