Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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organizing the empties. That sober.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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