How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
The feeling are messing with the penis
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize
