I must be too annoying 4 u.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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