The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
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i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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