The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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