Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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