Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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