okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
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