Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
She bit a glass in half.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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