Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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