We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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