Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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