Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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