I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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