So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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