You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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