Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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