so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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