At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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