He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
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I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
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NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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