Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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