i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
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by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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