Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
Randomize
