Buhtt sex?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
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That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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