don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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