Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My pussy is not your playground.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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