theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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