I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Randomize