its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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