I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
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