I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
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