I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
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