Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
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The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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