well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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