I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
