Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I think my fart just growled at me.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
