The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
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My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
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tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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