then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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