you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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