Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
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Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING