Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
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A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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