and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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