We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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