Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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