I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
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didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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